Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm Jade, i'm 21. I am a geek/nerd at heart :) I have a love of horror movies all different types and supernatural programs :)
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I basically live in a zoo :) I am an animal management student on my final year and I am hoping to become a Zoologist or even work in a zoo :) I really want to work with Sharks :) I have a passion for sharks and would love to work with them but I also have a passion for reptiles, hedgehogs and guinea pigs as well as sharks :) I also love being creative as well I write, draw,paint and make things :) I also enjoy singing even though i am not very good but oh well XD I am a very cheerful but very awkward and shy person but I will talk to people :) So if you have any questions or just want to talk them just message me :) I'm on twitter and facebook as well but addicted to tumblr XD
- Half of Tumblr: RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE AND WWWIII IS STARTING AND THEY'RE GOING TO BOMB AMERICA AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
- Other, sensible half of Tumblr: Yo, calm the fuck down. Here, let us explain the situation and do a 200% better job than most other news sources.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.